Coming Tomorrow!!!

Written by: tom bell

Yes, folks, due tomorrow, "The Cruller Sagas!" (Or the Little Known History Of the 
Cruller and It's Impact on Naval Warfare!!")  A definative history in glorious color 
and Hi-Def Poetic Acheivements.  Do not miss it!!  Call, and gather all family and 
friends to gather around the the community computer screen.  Tape it if you want,
or send $39.99 to Bell's Palsey Poetry.Com, and we'll send you a tape you could 
have recorded for $1.99!!!  Yes, folks, this is America!!  The only thing we haven't 
figured out to make money on, so far, is....is....is....oh, darn!  We covered it all!!