Written by: Charles Clive

My cider comes from Somerset, I likes it coz it's strong. Tis made from apples good and sweet, wiv flavours thats a real treat. What's more I likes to drink it neat. I likes it 'cos it's strong. My world ish shwimming all around, my legs is wobbly and unsound, I think I'll sit down on the ground. Black coffee, please. And strong! ~
For Heather's Competition.