An Equal Amount of Blueberries

Written by: Robert Pettit

Take a look at your muffin, and look at mine. This is a scenario that doesn’t appear fine. This morning, we are off to an awful start. There are no blueberries in mine while yours is falling apart. You have to admit this is a terrible sight. I have to do everything myself to make sure it’s done right. I want an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin here. I don’t care how long it takes. Do I make myself clear? I am appalled to see all of the negatives going on. If you do not comply with my wishes, then you are gone. And by the way, fire that slots manager jerk. My place is not where I want him to work. He doesn’t show the least amount of competency. I don’t care if he’s juiced in. To me, he is history. Based on the 1995 film “Casino”