Best They Check You For A Pulse

Written by: Jack Ellison



If a sexy babe don't turn your crank Best they check you for a pulse Really had to look away from the screen Was becoming totally engulfed Tried real hard to shield my eyes She almost popped out of the screen Cathie was sitting there right beside me Had to muffle my tiny screams You must be thinking, “typical male” Only one thing on my mind But I'm looking at her for artistic merit She's sure got a cute behind My pulse is racing a mile a minute Nothing to do with affection It's over the top “desires of the flesh” Bet I have a reddish complexion If a sexy babe don't turn your crank Best they check you for a pulse! © Jack Ellison 2013