Bucket List

Written by: richard ferry

How do I get out of this mess I`m in     Maybe rub some oil all over my skin     Why does everything happen to me     Probably the reason is I am only three foot three     Slipped and fell down the drain      Please don`t flush that toilet again     Would have eaten all that chocolate cream pie     If I knew today was my day to die       What a horrible way to end it all      Always hoped I would make it to four feet tall     Should have made love last night to my wife     No idea today marked the end of my life                                                          Richard Ferry