Barking Dogs And Screaming Kids

Written by: Jack Ellison



Barking dogs and screaming kids Can drive a person to drink There's nothing quite so disconcerting Worse than loud music methinks Hard to control a barking dog They'll bite you and rip off your leg Beating kiddies is wee bit extreme But it's fun watching them beg Go ahead whomp your child As long as you don't leave marks Strangling is definitely illegal though Welts are sometimes quite dark Betcha I'm gonna hear 'bout this 'Bout abusing li'l kids and all Really they're only minor injuries It's a blast to hear 'em bawl! Just kidding!!! © Jack Ellison 2013