Valentine Bag Lady
Beautiful are the roses
sweet is the sunshine
you are my heaven
and everything to me on valentine
I love you very much and need you in my life like
a cane or a crutch
did I let the cat out of the bag
about needing something like an old hag?
should I be smacked with a glove
for spilling the secret on love?
I sometimes love you like a hemroid
and choke on words
I love you anyways when you turn into a turd