Friggin' Ground Hogs

Written by: Jack Ellison

Have you ever noticed on Ground Hog Day The ground hogs hog the spotlight They're frigging ground hogs for crying out loud We honour these rodents in spite Supposedly they know when winter will end So we let them have their say They don't need to tell us there's six weeks left March twenty-first is the day There's Wiarton Willie and Punxsutawney Phil Renowned in Canada and the States I vote we get rid of these annoying li'l buggers And celebrate with hog stew and cake! © Jack Ellison 2013