I asked would somebody please help me I can't stop but NOOO -

Written by: Tim Ryerson

Oooh, foxy lady!...You make me:
Woozy,
Guzzi
(Will you be my Valentine?)

And OH, how you use me, Ms Tams!...Gettin tired of being mere eye:
Candy,
Mandy

Well, SORRY if that got you angry and stressed...Relax! Have a warm glass of:
Brandy,
Mandy

Again, Ms Richards: As a movie buff, I'm sure you've seen the 1962 Japanese classic:
Hari
Carrie

What? You haven't seen it?...Well go down and rent it! Why do you:
Tarry,
Carrie?

No wheels, huh? (Sigh) Looks like once again I'm gonna have to drop by and:
Carry
Carrie
(to town to rent her movie...Lord!)

Daver's last name reminds me of a recent trip to Texas where I got hoplessly:
Lost in
Austin

As for the English chap across the pond who invented this form, I can just hear:
Brian
Sighin'
(and shaking his head in disgust)

You're still an amateur-O!...You're poetry remains un:
Proven,
Ruben

YES, you're talanted Ms MacMillan but you DO go on at times and can be rather:
Windy,
Cyndi
(You're not gonna hurt me AGAIN, are you Cyndi?...Ruben has already severely injured me and now you too?)

A rumor is circulating that Team PS has (perhaps justifiably) been accused of being:
Souper
Snoopers
(Ouch!...et tu Brute?)

Okay! That's it and why are y'all so GROUCHY today?..