Grandpa's old gun

Written by: Anne Lise Andresen

                            There's someone in my apple garden
                      I took out grandpa's old gun and fired a shot

                         I aimed and hit the thief right in his ass
                 Heard something that fell to the ground with a bang

                      The shadow in the dark scream and complain
                         Ow, ow .... my ass hurts, ow .... ai, ai ...

                    Now I hope you have learned those apples are mine
               Just take the "bottle caps" out of your ass then the pain is gone

A-L  Andresen :)