Pigeons Du Jour

Written by: mike dailey

Pigeons Du Jour

Coming soon to your city
Birds that poop soap
Not yet in production
But researchers hope
To modify pigeons
With a new bio-brick
In synthetic bacteria
That somehow will stick
To fats in their system
And then lower PH
Turning poop into soap
I know you can’t wait
With statues eroding
From years of decay
These soap pooping pigeons
Just might save the day
And if you get bombed
By a pigeon in flight
Your clothes will get cleaner
Or I think that they might

For this story about pigeons
And the soap they might poop
You can thank Uncle Mike
For another news scoop