Yankee Drooling Senior

Written by: Jack Ellison

I'm a Yankee Drooling Senior Trousers pulled up nipple high Poop stains on my shirt and in my hair Happy but I don't know why Got to go to see my doctor Really painful when I pee All you people hear me farting Better hide the children Cause I am about to let one fly © Jack Ellison 2013 (To the tune of Yankee Doodle Dandy. Apologies to George M. Cohan.) I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy A Yankee Doodle, do or die A real live nephew of my Uncle Sam Born on the Fourth of July I've got a Yankee Doodle sweetheart She's my Yankee Doodle joy Yankee Doodle came to London Just to ride the ponies I am the Yankee Doodle Boy