There was a chubby lady named Sue
that's my middle name [don't look askew]
Sue tried to loose weigh
to go on a date
but over ate when served cheese fondue.
Resolved to do better Sue rose
and rushed to the gym in tight hose
she stretched up and down
some thought her a clown
seams ripped when she reached for her toes.
New Years BAH said Sue with a groan
I'll use photo shop then phone home
they'll think I'm Twiggy
and not a piggy
perhaps I will make me a gnome?