Hello Kitty

Written by: Tim Ryerson

Hello little kitty, and where are your mittens?
I see it is urgent that I do some knittin'
Got a collar somewhere, you think that's befittin'?
Oh dear, it's quite clear, I am hopelessly smitten...

Hello little Kitty, doin' fine and yourself?
Yes, please! Come on in! Got some wine on the shelf
Uh, Kitty...Wh-wh-why did you take off your belt?
And where are YOUR mittens and (gulp) everything else?

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