Twelve Days of Craziness

Written by: Caleb Smith

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My family gave to me
Twelve grandmas gumming
Eleven diapers smelling
Ten drunks a' drinking
Nine ladies yelling
Eight moms menstrating
Seven swears a' shouting
Six guys a' griping
Five awwwwwwweful dreeeeeeeams
Four choice words
Three fake grins
Two hateful shoves
And Jack Daniels in myyyyyyy tea

-for the 12 days of X-Mas contest
-Caleb Smith