Mr Neanderthal Man

Written by: Jack Ellison

HEY! HEY! Mr. Neanderthal Man Where did you get those looks? Hey pretty boy! Seen pictures of you In my Ancient History books WOW! WOW! What a great physique Unmatched in these here parts Should enter a Mr. Universe Contest In a new category set apart BAD! BAD! Didn't mean to offend you You do have redeeming factors Lighting a fire rubbing sticks together And avoiding nuclear disasters HEY! HEY! Mr. Neanderthal Man Have you been living under a rock Or are you much like us guys today With faults like the rest of the flock? © Jack Ellison 2012