Jelly Rolls On My Jelly Rolls

Written by: Jack Ellison

I'm a wee bit overweight for sure But I've got much more to hug Got jelly rolls on my jelly rolls Just a big fat loveable lug Honey tried taking a picture of me Couldn't get me all in one frame Had to splice two frames together But she loves me a lot just the same I'm one big massive son of an elf Happiness sure turns my crank There ain't no happier blob around I've got my dear sweetie to thank At night I take up most of the bed Leaving little room for my honey So we have to cuddle up real close See this big elf ain't no dummy! Got jelly rolls on my jelly rolls © Jack Ellison 2012 Obviously I wrote this before going on my current weight loss binge.