Twelve Days of Cursemas

Written by: Glenn Sentes

On the twelfth day of Christmas My true love sent to me: Twelve lotus pinching, Eleven surgical gauzes, Ten boxes of advil, Nine cheating photos, Eight tissue rolls, Seven colorful beehives, Six facebook dislikes Five red sea snakes, Four French novels Three black roses Two sleeping pills And a pink round coffin. (c) Glenn Sentes