Bumps In Front
Her bumps in front are plain to see
You should be ashamed for thinking rude
You have no idea what I'm referring to, do you
Bet you thought I was talking about boobs!
I assume most people would think the same
Guess I was hasty and a little bit tough
Strange how people react to certain words
They're jaded and overrun with this stuff!
Well there's a real innocent explanation
That'll make you smile with delight
Her bumps in front are on her Lexus coupe
Ran into an old lady on a bike!
© Jack Ellison 2012