A Simple man and A Fed up wife

Written by: Jon A Cavanaugh

A Simple man
     I like gosling
     I like gander
     But you feed me salamander
     I like chicken
     I like turkey
     But you serve me gecko jerky
     Where'd you get your recipes
     I bet they're all from overseas
     I wish I'd known before we wed
     What foul foods that I'd be fed

A Fed up wife
     I know that you hate salamander
     And gecko meat for your provender
     But without income it's quite hard
     To shop for food past our front yard
     If on this grub you're sick of dining
     GET A JOB!
     Just stop your whining!