Kermit the Frog

Written by: Gwendolen Rix

Oh! Kermit the Frog!

So debonair from your Muppet log

Painted my heart green with that clever jig

Why did you fall for that arrogant pig?

Kermie, Kermie

Don't be so squirmy

Before you hop center stage to sing

Could you patiently wait for your puppeteer’s string?

Written for PD's Clerihew Contest