I DONT KNOW HOW MUCH BLAH BLAH BLAH I GOT IN ME

Written by: AlliƩ-Marie Smith

blah blah blah poem blah blah blah love something about a horse? I don't know. Blah blah blah blah blah unicorn! Blah blah blah blah blaaah pizza? YUM! Blah blah blah blah vampires? SOunds sexy. Blah blah blah blah car. Sounds.... Mechanical. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah SONIC!!!! Let's go get a freaking slushy! Blah blah blah MY MOM! Awh, I love her soooooo. Blah blah blah hi. I'm schizophrenic. Blah blah blah BUS! This thing is yellow and it looks yellow too. Blah blah blah THAI FOOD! Never tried it before.... Blah blah blah a hole. I don't want to fall in it. Then I might have to say "Help I've fallen (in a hole) and I can't get up (out)!" ANd the worst part is, I might have to say it in French. And I don't even know that much because I don't listen in class and people are going to think that I need Life Alert or that I'm schizophrenic or HEY... There's a bird! Blah blah blah I don't know. I wasn't the one that came up with this stinkin' poem. NERT MER FERLT! Blah blah blah ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ NOW I KNOW MY ABC'S! Blah blah blah DEAD COW! MOOOOO-RRRRRRRRR.... (Gag, gag, gag, silence.......) Blah blah blah I can sing, I can dance... I don't really have too much to saaaaaaa-aaaaaay. Blah blah blah treeeeee. Blah blah blah Uhm uhm uhm uhmm...... Blah blah blah pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffft... Someone farted.  Blah blah blah `c dloedr <- I bet you thought that said dildo.