Gender Study- Cat Calls

Written by: Brittany Reynolds

Tiring. You’d think they’d stop walking this street,
with all the men who do nothing but bleat.

Hopeless. When has a cat call succeeded?
You’d think they’d stop after they’re unheeded.

Heaven forbid I do not once call out. 
“Gay” (and much worse) the idiots would shout.

Goodness knows that I will never respond.
Who knows of more wretched men ever spawned?

How did this idiotic practice start?
It’s not the way to win a woman’s heart.