Erection Coverwidge on A-BEE-SHE

Written by: Tim Ryerson

Ghood ni...I mean ghood EVEN floaters!
This ish Siane Dawyer wish co-retorter
Georgie Shtephenatropolish...
We are now rejecting the shtate of twanzavania and
HO-HI-HO for Guvnor Obamanable and...
did I jush call you a HO, Georgia?
Well s..t!...I shink you ARE a HO...
Didn't I she you cwuising the sheets of Wahingtonio?
You cain fool me! Been-there-done-th...
Wha you say?...Well!!...Let me deform you
I wush once a homeless queen!!...Here,
wanna she my cwown?...Ow! You so CWUMSY!
Look wha you done did...is my foreskin breeding?
Reducer!...Inducer!...Seducer?? (whaEVER)
Cut! Cut!...NOOO you idiot! I didn't mean...
Wha happen to the fweekin' lites?

...An ABC spokesperson said she was 'tired and overworked'
Whew!...and here I was thinking she was popping pills...