No Bull

Written by: Elizabeth O'Driscoll

I was trying to insure my car
But alas I didn’t get very far
When along came amber
With his flashing space camper
Demanding I go to the bar
I said for god’s sake
Will you give me a break?
I’m trying to insure my car

He said please hurry
There has been a flurry
Jeff got drunk at the bar
He punched Mr pompous
And kicked Mr self- righteous
We can’t control him at all
When we got to the bar
Jeff was in a police car
And no man was left standing at all
I said dearest Jeff 
What caused this entire flurry?
He said don’t you worry
 I stand for no bull*****at all