Hey Poopyhead

Written by: Jack Ellison

“Don't call me infantile, you poopyhead” Surely one of my favourite bumper stickers Providing chuckles as we motor along Viewing all these funny rib ticklers “To err is human, to moo is bovine” A deep and moving appraisal of life Such tender emotions of celestial origins Helps you and me forget our strife Imagine how dull and drab life would be Without these bits of humourosity “People with constipation don't give a crap” Apologies for the naughty verbosity Just one more then I'll leave you to ponder These charming delightful little gems “Conserve your toilet paper, use both sides” That's the absolute stinky bottom end © Jack Ellison 2012