Tom Hanks Clerihew

Written by: Gwendolen Rix

Tom Hanks

We are indebted to you, Tom Hanks
for Saving Private Ryan from German tanks

It’s your liberal views we despise
for a shrimp boat captain you’re not very wise

Political pun only
by Gwendolen R.

Ruben had to pick on a conservative, so I chose a liberal....whacha got up your sleeve next, Ruben???? Come on! hahah