A Long Wait

Written by: Robert Pettit

I had to wait in a line for a urinal one day. This was during a home game in May. In front of me was an example of a pipsqueak. This little guy looked very worthless and weak. What he did would seem very peculiar. He voided enough urine to fill Lake Superior. Standing behind this runt was no fun. I wondered when this guy’s urinating would be done.