let me have it

Written by: karen croft

i can't stand the sight of your face
i'd like to spray it with mace

even the soulnd of your muffle
sends me to scuffle

you dress like a dork
i wish someone would poke you with a fork

your appearance is ugly
i guess that's why i call you fugly

what's wrong with your butt
or is that just a mutt?


your beauty is breath taking
our love is in the making

your eyes pull me in
i hope we're not kin

to say your name
makes me so tame

i love you my dear
i have no fear

you are the "man" of my dream
just like peaches and cream