Cockroaches EWWW

Written by: Gwendolen Rix

    Cockroaches Ewww!

I met some creepy crawly cockroaches in my kitchen one day
I opened the cupboard door to find a surprise party under way

Not sure of the occasion, but there were hundreds in attendance
They were singing a song about macaroni tasting stupendous

Revenge is bliss, I slammed the door, and wrote them an upbeat tune
about munching on chocolate covered cockroaches all afternoon!

My song was a hit, an instant success, about a chocolateer named Shirley
An exterminator was not needed since they left the party early

For Craig Cornish's Contest~Funny Poem~