S and D
Traveling by air?
Delayed by security?
Let’s make it quick
Here is the trick
Let’s embrace nudity
Dismiss TSA as a novelty
Introduce this new policy
Worked quite well on sheep of old
Quick and easy and kept them clean, though you may think it bold
The new policy will be known only as S&D
Strip-em and dip-em, not only quick but keeps them pest free