Written by: Caleb Smith

I made the fart
In the Walmarts
People say it smells like eggs
And I feel wet inside my legs
So I go to the bathroom
Make the poo
Like mommy says
Grownups do

*I posted this poem for a contest so don't think I'm poking fun. It is a poem I originally wrote under a different name, but for the sake of this contest, I will claim it...the poem, not the fart!