What a superb line-up for you tonight ladies and gentlemen
for your entertainment and delectation
Here is kind old Adolph with Mien Kampf
monsieur Adam Smith presents The Wealth of Nations
L Ron Hubbard Dianetics The modern science of mental health
bearded the wise Karl Marx presents Das Capital
Another beard! Yes it’s old favourite God with the Bible Old and New
Jesus what such there a promise - lets go !
and here we go! The Lovely Mohammed with the Koran
No act to follow !