good for the gander

Written by: John Loving III

to really please the ladies on the soup
there's one sure thing i should put to use
to keep the ladies smiling all the time
i should use my dictionary for every line

and when i'm at the office and have something to say
i just call my secretary who comes running right away
she who is always ready to take down every line
always comes prepared for dictation everytime

make sure you check your spelling with a helpfull book
it only takes a second for a secretary to look
and when she takes dictation make sure she gets it right
because if she likes what she's doin she'll do it day or night