Crassy

Written by: Vincent Procopio

Hey Crassy!
Why so rude?

Your pasty, brushed-on lipsmack pig grin…up in my face.

Hey Crassy!
Why the scowl?

The world stinks like your Judas wallet.

Hey Crassy!
You’re a jerk!

For this, you are glad… you may now sit in smug judgment of me.

Hey Crassy!
You’re a failure!

Indeed I am… at pleasing your corporate toad-king.

Hey Crassy!
If you learn to fit in, you’ll be rewarded!

The rewards you speak of are false, like the system to which you pledge your cheap allegiance.

Hey Crassy!
Living your life as a bitter example only hurts you!
Your disapproval is justification enough.

Hey Crassy!
What makes you think you know me?

Likewise.

Hey Crassy!
Wanna be friends?

Umm… Ok.