diet coke break

Written by: cindy jenkins

Create your own diet coke break is what the adverts say,
So I decided to give it a go earlier on today
I was in the local shop buying my favourite tin,
When the man of my dreams just floated in
So I hung around the haribo’s and the Berti Bassett’s,
Conjuring a plan to view his assets
Reassuring myself “he’ll never know”,
I thought what the hell I’ll give it a go
And my plan worked out cause when I dropped my gum,
He picked it up while I glared at his bum
But caught in the moment I let temptation win,
And to my embarrassment I sunk my teeth in
I was so ashamed he must have thought I was mad,
That’s the last time I’ll listen to a TV ad!