How do I capture the man of my dreams

Written by: Sophia Smith

How do I capture the man of man of my dreams. When I see him and he delights 
me, I will talk to him. If he make my heart please. I will club him over the head and 
rendering him half dead. Thus, I will take him in my bed and when he awoke, he will 
not protest because he will be too week to leave; consequently, surrender is right 
to wed me by a minister and a witness to prove our joint being. And when, he is fully 
aware, he won't resist. He will leave to get his belongings and move in with me; in 
this way, we become one - the man of dreams and me.