Things I Hate

Written by: Rhema Jones

Dirty kitchens, giant bugs

Sweaty clothes, and awkward hugs

non-flushed toilets. broken bikes

These are things that I dislike

Bratty children, smelly feet

Research papers, uncooked meat

Port-a-potties open gates

These are different things I hate

Mushy noodles, sagging pants

Roaches, wasps, and fire ants

Children pecking at the door

These are things that I ignore

People smacking on their food

People with bad attitudes

Disney channel, burning stoves

Various things that I just loath

Slow computers, rusty nails

Target stores and squishy snails

Headache's, worms, and English tests

These are things that I detest

Barking dogs, bumpy logs

Nasty little slimy frogs

Ugly shoes and yellow skates

Me these things do irritate

Yellow squash, yellow grass

Chinese food that gives you gas

Moldy bread in a grocery store

These are things that I abhor

People who treat dogs like gods

Thorns that prick and metal rods

Mangy cats with creepy eyes

These are things that I despise

This has been a random rhyme

That I've written before lunch time.