No luck

Written by: ned flanders

While sitting in the train one day
traveling in to town,
the carridge door was opened and
a stunning Thai girl did sit down.

She really was a beauty
with long black shiny hair,
the mini skirt it was so tight
i could hardly stop my stare.

I thought "this is my lucky day"
and gave a saucy wink,
a smile came back at me
her cheeks were glowing pink.

Then embarassment it followed
i thought oh God forbid,
please don"t get an erection
but alas, i"m afraid she did!