Leaping Frogs in Calaveras County

Written by: Diane Locksley

The thought of "dwarf tossing" I abhor
But a leaping frog will make me roar
   In Calaveras County
   They leap to collect bounty
Hillbillies watch as moonshine they pour

To leap the farthest takes stamina
Mixed with a good dose of enema
   Hoots and howls from onlookers
   As bets are placed with bookers
Entertainment factor enigma

Entry for John Freeman's Limerick contest
Calaveras County really does have a frog jumping contest.  See