Fe Fi Fo Fum

Written by: Daniel Cheeseman

Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum
I smell the
fried sausages
bacon and eggs
fried bread, toast,
mushrooms and
tomatoes.

Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum

Ismell the
Steak and kidney
pie, loads of potatoes
veggies galore and 
buckets full of gravy

Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum
I smell the
Aftermath of beans
on toast, covered in
melted cheese, where
do I start the more I 
eat the more I fart

Fe, Fi, Fo, Fum
I smell the
Dessert, jelly and
custard, spotted 
dick to, jam rolly
polly and a chunk
of plum pie, all on 
one plate piled up
high.

Now pass me a human
I need a tooth pick