UP IN SMOKE - A CIGAR STORY

Written by: Daniel Cwiak

PROFESSOR SILA, VICTOR SINCLAIR, AND ROCKY PATEL 
were scheduled to visit ARTURO FUENTE at the DREW ESTATE in ASHTON. 
However, the count of MONTE CRISTO stopped their trip at SAN MIGUEL 
because of the possibilty of BROCATUS intercepting them and searching 
them for PIRATE'S GOLD near the GRAYCLIFF off the ISLA DEL SOL. 
He had the ROBUSTO to use a TORPEDO on their ship,
the PRESIDENTE CHURCHILL.

Their friend ALEC BRADLEY had heard of the plan while
speaking with DON PEPIN GARCIA as they were both seeking
VEGAS GOLD by playing BACCARAT.  "AVE MARIA",
he cried..."what can we do but try to warn them."  

However, they were already at sea, and the only way to reach
them was PERDOMO which was transmitted by DAVIDOFF
in a ROBUSTO BELICOSO manner.  It took nearly 60 RINGS,
but he finally reached ROMEO Y JULIETA who then passed 
their message via OLIVA on the PUROS INDIOS which
was sailing near CORONA.

He had been a member of the GURKHA brigade in WWII,
and given the CU-AVIAN, summoned his comrades 
PADILLA, MACANUDO, and MADURO to help him stop
this attempt in the NUB.  Using a DIESEL TORO, they 
successfully sent a signal over the LA PERLA HABANA Mountains,
where DON RAFAEL stopped the DOMINICAN MADURO MELEE.


For the uneducated, all CAPS are names of Cigars, Cigar Companies,
or related to the industry.