Keep it polite, please......(my WORST poem ever!!!!)

Written by: Jim David

Four Ugly Colored Kittens 
Often Fight Fatigue

Sugar Honey Iced Tea
Helps Everything Any Day

Darn Umpire Misjudged Ball
Can't Understand Normal Thinking

Gary Only Dreamed Darla Answered Mail Now
As She Started Having Other Liaisons Earnestly