Four Little Devils
Four little devils sitting in the park
Four little devils waiting for the dark
Waiting for a smoker, waiting patiently
Waiting for a sucker out looking for some weed!
First little devil sells it to a cop
Second little devil ran but he got popped
Third little devil screamed with all his might
Went into a coma then later died of fright!
Fourth little devil never blinked an eye
So the cops asked him, "Why not try to fly?"
Then the devil answered, "Me no habla Engles'"
So they gave him welfare and called it a success!
Timothy I. Brumley