Sandy Helps Dandy Randy
There was an old codger named Randy
He rolled on the beach and got sandy
It was there that he slept
and remained so unkempt
But was sure that his life was so dandy.
Then along came a lady named Sandy
She wanted so much to help Randy
To soften his heart,
she played a big part,
But refused to give him some brandy
Now Randy began to awaken
And realized that he was mistaken
He thought no one cared
Because no one dared
to approach him, and now he was shaken.
So then, he got up from his stupor
And started to become a good trooper
He began to help others
who didn’t have mothers
From then on his life was just super.