Mutt Muster

Written by: Sue Mason

His name was Mutt
'cause he was the runt
of a family of giants you see
and at only five foot three,
everyone called him Mutt.

Mutt wore glasses very thick
but unlike Magoo, Mutt Muster was quick
at all kinds of games
when you would think he couldn't see.
Well, he even played golf
and a real pool shark was he.

We all loved old Mutt
and were sad when he had to go.
He got a cold one day
and it didn't go away
so it took Mutt Muster
to the other side
where we think he's a giant today.

     for Matt Caliri's "Fictitious Name" contest