Do Not Disturb

Written by: Milton Toran

Hush, Santa's sleeping,
After a long, arduous trip;
Warm and cozy in his bed,
Hugging a bottle of nip

Squeezing down tight chimneys,
Singed by fireplace logs;
Tripping over power cords,
Attacked by vicious dogs!

Soaring through enemy air space,
To nations far and near;
A task we'd never sign up for,
Though he does it every year

Our gifts have been delivered,
Let the man sleep in peace;
Another eve will be upon us,
The madness fails to cease!