Written by: Prince Freakasso

Don't you dare I'm a broken chair,
If you sit hard on me darling;
I'll be no longer there.
Although I'm not made of teak,
Smart enough your nose to tweak.
Should you throw me in the attic,
I can tell you one thing for sure;
Your days will come once more to you,
When you painfully sat on the floor.
                                        ---- Princefreakasso
                                             (Artist and Poet)

For Matt Caliri's SPEAK CHAIR!SPEAK! contest.