I stood behind the bathroom door
I may have been about three or four
I held Mom’s biscuit in one hand
I loved to play in Kitty’s sand
I found a toy mounted on the wall
This must be Kitty’s! Then I’d call
Kitty, kitty, kitty, come look and see
But kitty was busy, ignoring me
I pulled and pulled, until it sprang
Dooo-iiii-nnnnn-ggg, it sang
The doggie came running, I pulled again
Sandra Stop! That infernal noise!
Get out of that bathroom!
Come play with your toys!
Leave that doorstop, leave it now!
Now don’t you pout!
I grabbed a fist full of doggie hair
And plopped in front of the easy chair
Kitty came, but I was mad
So I hit her, then she scratched me bad!
Doggie waited, till I let go
Then stole my biscuit! Wouldn’t cha know!
I cried and cried, till Mommy came
Still at night, that thing,….it calls my name