Showbiz Politics

Written by: Wilfredo Derequito

If you have not been circumcised,
get one quick and have it televised;
what normally is seen as an outrage
if rightly done is an act of courage.

Show a good image, a happy family,
and avoid any extra-curricular activity,
then always make lying as your guide
but do it like there is nothing to hide.

Don't worry about having bad breath,
it would not cause your political death;
it will make you seem more human, 
just brush after the election is done.